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American innovation. You're welcome.
Yes. There are umbrellas taped to lawn chairs. American innovation. You’re welcome.
Should Children Be Allowed To Attend R Rated Movies?
More to the point, should children be allowed to attend R rated movies where consenting adults are masturbating?
Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?
If you’re not reading The Onion, you should be. (ignore the unnecessary Flash header). If you’re not following Baratunde Thurston on Twitter, you should be. If you’re not masturbating in movie theaters, well, that’s up to you.
I Better Start Practicing
Accuracy is key.
As far as tape measure throwing accuracy goes, this guy is up there. I’m sure there were several spilled coffees, poked-out eyes, and probable electrocutions in the learning curve of “Using A Tape Measure To Do Everything You Could Do By Walking Over There”, but I contend that those sacrifices are worth it.
I smell a new Olympic sport! I’m looking at you, Rio!
Welcome to the Wood Carnival!
Step right up, ladies and gentelmen and others! Check out the Wood Carnival! The Wood Carnival was created at the beginning of “Don’t Sweat It” and named by Carnie Brad.
The Carnival is a group of all the misfits (i.e. sideshow freaks) who help keep the show running and make me look good. I said to myself: ‘Jimmy, you need to give these guys some attention. They deserve it.' I know what you’re thinking… ‘Jimmy, why do you talk to yourself in the third person?' Don’t worry about that. Just enjoy the Carnival!