Prepping healthy meals for the week

Prepping healthy meals for the week. Outside, like man! Now, where’s my Gimlet?

It's No Wonder We're Fat

CDC The New (Ab)normal

Of Cell Phones, Coffee, and Pickled Vegetables

Cell phones have been put in the Class 2B by the World Health Organization. This means there’s a possible cancer risk.

Also in the 2B Class of 2011 are these winners:

  • Bracken Fern
  • Caffeine
  • Carpentry and Joinery (well, shit.)
  • Chloroform
  • Chlorine (laundry and pool)
  • Red Dye 9 (eat your M&M's!!)
  • Red Dye 2 (mmmmmm, fruit punch.)
  • Blue Dye 15 (again with the M&M's.)
  • Cobalt
  • Coffee
  • Marine Diesel Fuel
  • Dry Cleaning
  • Engine exhaust from gasoline engines
  • Being a firefighter
  • HIV
  • Human papaloma virus
  • Lead
  • Low frequency magnetic fields
  • Nickel
  • Pickled vegetables
  • Ceramic fibers
  • And a bunch of stuff I can't pronounce.

The moral of the story is this: ANYTHING YOU DO WILL GIVE YOU CANCER.

Have a great weekend.