Happy New Year, Y'all. Start Today
2015 is gone. 2016 is here.
There are a lot of posts about the new year floating around the internet this week. I’ve never been a “resolution” kind of guy.
Don’t wait until the “new” year. January 1 is just another day in your life. If you want to do something positive, DO IT IMMEDIATELY.
Me, from 2011:
If you have to make a New Year's Resolution, you're doing "life" wrong.#StartToday
— jimmy little (@jimmylittle) December 29, 2011
Perfectly Reasonable?
Don’t get me wrong. A Lightning nubbin on the Apple Pencil makes sense and is a great way to charge on the go. It requires no extra hardware, cables, chargers, etc.
But can we all agree that it just looks ridiculous?
While you're wrapping and unpacking...
While you’re wrapping and unpacking all those fancy holiday gifts, take a second to set aside all those annoying Silica Gel packets in an airtight container. When you drop your shiny new gadget in the toilet on New Year’s, you’ll have a better chance of drying it out with these than any amount of rice.
De-Evolution of the Language
Rachel Feltman, in the Washington Post:
Ending your texts with a period is truly monstrous. We all know this. Grammar be darned, it just doesn’t look friendly.
It does sometimes seem stern or short, but I tend to end texts with a period due to pure muscle memory.
Open Always Wins, Vol. 32
From the We Live Security blog:
After clicking on the button, the user’s device is doomed: the Trojan app has obtained Administrator rights silently and now can lock device — and even worse, it set a new PIN for the lock screen.
Bottom line, Android friends - don’t get your software from sketchy sources. It will bite you in the ass, and then lock your pants.
Worlds. Largest. Explosion.
Academy Award winning effects designer Chris Corbold just broke another Guinness record by blowing some stuff up for the new Bond movie, SPECTRE.
Taking place in Erfoud, Morocco, the blast had a total yield of 68.47 tonnes of TNT equivalent and was the result of detonating 8,418 litres of kerosene with 33 kg of powder explosives – and it lasted for over 7.5 seconds.
Boom.
iPad Pro First Impressions
I bought an iPad Pro. It’s ridiculously huge, and ridiculously gold. I’ve had it for a few days, and here are my current thoughts.
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Notes in slide over and split view is awesome. I’m typing this in split view now.
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The expanded keyboard is great, but takes some getting used to. I’m still unnecessarily switching to the number/symbol keyboard instead of reaching for the top row.
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Trackpad mode is the best thing ever.
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The aging home screen layout is still terrible.
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Not exclusive to iPad Pro, downloading apps when setting up a new device still a pain. I have about 400 apps in my purchase history and there is still no way to filter the list. Even a button that says “show me the apps that are installed on my other devices” would save a lot of scrolling.
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Weight is noticeable. I don’t think it’s too heavy, but it’s not an iPad mini. I find myself resting it on my lap when I’m sitting. When I’m standing, I tend to cradle it between my hand and elbow-crotch (is there a term for that?) with the weight on my forearm.
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Split view is what this machine was built for. Two nearly-full-size iPad apps side by side is a real boon to productivity.
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Apps that are updated to use proper size classes look great. Apps that are not updated are fuzzy, scaled up, and use the old iPad keyboard layout. It’s very discombobulating when the keyboard switches layout when you switch apps. Then, there’s Twitter, who released a worthless update. Waiting on apps to update so I can put them in split view is inevitable, but still disappointing. I’m looking at you, Editorial.
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The keyboard is almost full-size. In landscape, I can easily type without looking at the keyboard. In portrait, I can still (barely) thumb-type, but my hands are ginormous.
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I may be returning this iPad to upgrade to the cellular model. I rarely activate the data plan on my iPad mini, but traveling with this iPad Pro instead of a laptop may be a huge part of my future.
Productive Watch Faces
Everyone knows the Apple Watch allows you to have several different watch faces, but a lot of people don’t use the faces effectively, and some people don’t customize them at all. Since watchOS 2 was released a couple months ago, I use the crap out of the Modular face. The custom complications make the watch much more useful, and they keep me off the terrible App Launcher screen.
I’m currently rocking six different watch faces for different activities. I know what you’re saying. “Hey, you should write a long blog post about that!” Well, partner, it’s your lucky day.
THE DAILY FACE

This is my daily face. It uses the date, Activity, Dark Sky and Omnifocus small complications, and the Calendar large complication. I tried using the Fantastical complication for the calendar, but found that it didn’t update as often, and didn’t really play nice with the Exchange calendar needed for my jobby-job. I have an unhealthy number of watch bands, and I change the color of the face to match the band. Because I’m classy like that.
I can tap the calendar, Dark Sky, or Omnifocus complication to jump right into any of those apps, no launcher screen necessary. Most days I don’t even open an app, the app feeding information into a complication is all I need.
THE NIGHTLY FACE

This is the other face I use every day. Well, actually every night. It uses the battery, alarm, and the wonderful Sleep++ complication. David Smith’s Sleep++ app is a great sleep tracker, but it does take a little adjustment to the way you charge the watch.
You’ll notice this is the only face with the battery complication. That’s because I’ve never had an issue with the battery running out on a normal day. Most days, it’s at 45-50% when I put it on the charger at night. I put the battery meter on this face in the beginning when I worried about wearing the watch 24/7, but I’m probably going to remove it now that I’m more confident about the process. This face also carries my alarm complication so I can quickly set my wake up wrist-buzz and the Sleep++ complication launches the app so I can start the sleep cycle.
THE STAGEHAND FACE

This is my face for my occasional theater gigs. Anyone who’s been following me for a while knows that I was a stagehand in a former life. I still take occasional jobs here and there to stay in practice and keep from getting too lazy in my jobby-job. This face has just the timer complication.
Many shows have a lot of downtime, and this face allows me to easily set a timer to remind me to start paying attention again for my next cue. The red text is the least offensive and visible when it inadvertently lights up. I usually turn off wrist-raise illumination in the watch’s Settings app when I use this face.
THE CHORE FACE

I know I can set a color for the face, but I leave the multi-color option on because I hate looking at it. It makes me clean faster.
THE DISNEYLAND FACE

This one’s just for fun. In my jobby-job, I work for a certain mouse-themed set of television networks, and Disneyland access is one of my perks. I don’t go often, but when I do, I put on the Mickey face. Date and Dark Sky are all I use on this one.
THE FANCY FACE

This is my fancy face. When I dress up and go out, I put on the black watch band, and this face. It’s the Simple face with all the complications turned off and the dial details cranked all the way down. Then, I match the color of the second hand to my tie. We’ve already established that I’m classy.
WISH LIST
I obviously use my Watch a ton. It’s become an integral part of my day in a very short time. It got a slow start with the original watchOS. That one felt more like a beta. watchOS 2 feels like a solid 1.0 release, and I’m looking forward to more improvements .
There are a few things I think are missing, though.
- Per-face settings. I’d love to be able to make settings changes based on the watch face. When I’m using my Sleep++ face, I always put my watch into Airplane mode. When I use my stagehand face, I always turn wrist-raise off. My watch is usually silent, but when I put on the housekeeping face, I turn the volume on. I’d like a way to link these settings changes to activate when I switch to a watch face.
- Add the Music Glance to the Workout app, for the love of all that is good in this world. They go together like peanut butter and whatever goes well with peanut butter.
- Time- and location-based faces. This is a watch, right? It’s pretty good at time. If I switch to my Sleep++ face every night at 11:45, then let me set a face to do that automatically.
Adding different watch faces for different activities has made this little computer on my wrist infinitely more useful. Make a few new faces and make the watch work for you.
More Malware Fun
Dan Goodin, over at Ars Technica’s Risk Assessment, writes about a fun new way jerky hackers want to jank up your computer. An analytics company had their server hacked, presumably by a password-reset spear fishing scheme. This allowed the bad guys to insert code into an analytics package that loads in the background to collect information and track how ads are tracked when you click around the internet. Scary stuff.
On top of that, NanoCore runs only on Windows, so people visiting on machines running other operating systems were immune to the attack.
Phew. I’m safe.
I know that Macs aren’t totally immune to malware and viruses, but I sure do read a lot about issues that only affect Windows. This kind of crap, not the ads, is why the smart money is on selective content blockers, not ad blockers.
UPDATE: Over at Daring Fireball, John Gruber notes that this affected nocturnal readers of the Economist website.
Breaking News: Ads Are Now Annoying
Interactive Advertising Bureau (IAB) SVP Scott Cunningham has released a statement regarding the current state of online ads:
As technologist, tasked with delivering content and services to users, we lost track of the user experience
He goes on:
Looking back now, our scraping of dimes may have cost us dollars in consumer loyalty.
I have two reactions to this.
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No shit.
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It’s good that the ad industry is finally catching up to user expectation. Nerds have been using ad blockers on desktop browsers for a while, and with iOS9, we’re all adding content blockers to our mobile devices.
I don’t hate “ads”, I hate the junk that quadruples page loads, slows down the open web, and tracks me around the internet. These are not just ads. They are Facebook/Twitter buttons, pop-over “shade” ads that cover all of the content, cross-network trackers, and other nefarious junk eating up my valuable mobile data.
Hey Siri, Buy Sony
What if Apple buys Sony? Like the WHOLE THING.
Apple has an event next week, and rumor has it that they will announce an AppleTV that will basically run iOS. As a long time AppleTV user (going all the way back to 2010 and the Original Mac mini sized box), I’m happy about this. I prefer my AppleTV because I have a lot of iTunes content, but I also have a Roku because AppleTV is currently limited to apps that Apple “blesses” and works with partners to get on the platform. This model will be busted wide open when AppleTV runs iOS.
Back to Sony…
I think Apple would benefit greatly from buying Sony outright. Sony’s current market cap is about $27 billion. That’s about how much Apple has in the bank right now. I’m not saying to bet the farm on Sony, but they could easily get the financing. Why should they do it? Here’s a list of things Apple will get if they buy Sony:
- Sony Pictures, Sony Television, Sony Music. All just more content for the new AppleTV. Maybe Apple could start their own streaming service someday.
- Sony Consumer Electronics. I know, there are iPods all over the place. Apple isn’t going to relaunch the MiniDisc, but having that sweet iOS stack running inside a Sony television would certainly make some people happy.
- PlayStation and the PlayStation Network. Let’s face it. Game Center isn’t great. It looks like your grandma’s old Bridge table, and finding people to play against isn’t very intuitive. There’s no in-app chat or screen sharing, and real time games are few and far between. Apple can scoop up PS2/3 users and an entire gaming infrastructure and social network in one shot. Imagine if your Bluetooth PS3 controllers work with the fancy new AppleTV for iOS games. Win-Win.
- Camera Technologies. Carl Zeiss lenses on a smartphone? Why not. Apple already uses Sony’s camera tech in the iPhone 4. Why not own that tech? Seems very Apple. I doubt Apple would sell point-and-shoot cameras, but I could see them using Sony camera tech in phones and high-end pro-level video and photo gear.
- Medical Devices and Patents. Apple isn’t really into medical tech and health, but they could be. iPhones are very personal to each user. There’s no reason to believe we won’t all have more health sensors on our phones or other devices strapped to our bodies in a few years.
- Patents, Patents, Patents. Sony has invented so many life changing technologies over the years. BetaMax, MiniDisc, the Walkman and Discman, Memory Stick, proprietary CD formats, and more. Not to mention all the audio and video codecs they own. Having unfettered access to all that IP could be super useful.
I don’t expect this to happen, mind you. I’m just a guy who likes tech and thinks this is a good idea. I haven’t really gotten into the real meat of it, and never will. It’s just fun to think these things through sometimes. From my perspective, Apple owning a content company AND a gaming company AND a stack of patents a mile high is a no-brainer.
Using Your Apple Watch To Trigger Your Screensaver
I sometimes work in a corporate-y office. I also tend to walk around a lot, and leaving your computer unlocked can be dangerous. Naturally, I have a workflow that will allow me to lock my computer from afar when I’ve wandered off.
There are a few nerdy tools needed, but you should have these anyway.
- Workflow, an awesome iOS automation app
- Hazel, a great automated organizer app for your Mac.
- Dropbox.
- and of course, an iPhone, Apple Watch and a Mac.
First thing you will want to do is put a text file in an accessible folder on your Dropbox. I use Launch Center Pro for a lot of other automation, so I put the file in Dropbox/Apps/LCP because I’m already monitoring that folder with Hazel. More on that in a bit. Name the file something creative, like sleep.txt.
Now go to your System Preferences and open Hazel. In the left pane, click the "+" button and add the folder your text file is in (mine is in /Apps/LCP, but yours can be anywhere on your Dropbox.) Then, in the right pane, click the other "+" button to add a new rule.
- Name it something recognizable
- If ALL of the following are met:
- Name IS sleep.txt
- Date Least Modified IS IN THE LAST 1 minute
- Do the following:
- Run AppleScript - embedded script
Then, paste in the following simple AppleScript, which starts the screensaver.
tell application "ScreenSaverEngine"
activate
end tell
Great. What the hell just happened? You just told Hazel that if the sleep.txt file has changed in the last minute, then run this script that starts the screensaver. You can test this by just opening sleep.txt and typing a letter or two then saving. Once the save is complete, the Last Modified timecode changes to now, which is obviously in the last minute. So, the screensaver starts up. Pretty sweet. Now, to activate this from the Watch.
On your iPhone, fire up Workflow and create a new one. Make sure it’s set up as an Apple Watch workflow. Choose an appropriate name and icon. Then build a simple two-step Workflow:
- Text (can be anything, I use “Go to sleep”)
- Append to Dropbox File
- Mode: Append
- File Path: /Apps/LCP/sleep.txt
- Make New Line (optional, but I leave it on)
Now, when you tap this Workflow from your Watch, a line of text is appended to the text file, which changes the modify date, which launches a screensaver.
If you don’t want to build it yourself, you can download my Workflow here. As an added bonus, you can also add this Workflow to your iPhone’s home screen and run it from there, just select “Normal” in the workflow setup. The only limitation to this way of doing things is you can only trigger the screensaver once a minute.
Have fun with this. If you’re using it, let me know on the Twitter!
New Tricks
They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. I’m betting that they is wrong.
Isabelle (better known publicly as The Bug Dog), is about to start some new training at the ripe old age of eleven and three-quarters.
After a couple of bad ear infections and some allergy issues, The Bug is now pretty much deaf. She doesn’t run to the kitchen at the sound of a crinkly bag opening. She no longer charges the foyer with her favorite skunk toy (which is also eleven years old) to greet whomever opened the door. Now, if she’s on the rug by the front door, she gets bumped in the ass because she doesn’t hear the door opening. Instead of frustrating her human overlords by ignoring simple commands, she just frustrates us by not hearing them to begin with. Dog whistles don’t even work.
So, we’re teaching (and learning) a new set of tricks. Hand signals are the only option, so that’s what’s next. We’ll be spending some time learning standard hand signals, which I used to know back when The Bug was in agility classes and we were both much younger. Once we get them down, we’ll start teaching Isabelle.
The good news is, after the heavy drugs from the latest ear infection wore off, The Bug is mostly back to normal.
Except for the whole deafness thing.
She doesn’t seem to miss hearing at all, and she still runs around the house carrying that old skunk begging for a game of tug-of-war. She’s compensating by actually looking at us a lot more, and tends to stay in the same room as us more than she used to.
Off to buy a crap-ton of treats. We have a lot of learnin' to do.
[UPDATE] After a few rounds of antibiotics, some of the hearing came back! She can’t hear nearly as well as she used to, but at least she notices when we get home. She also, strangely, can hear the fridge opening still.
May or may not be out-posing a snow man
@carlybracco may or may not be out-posing a snowman. #timehop